Hangovers...
If youapos;ve never experienced a hangover...
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You have a second heartbeat in your head which is actually annoying the person sitting next to you
Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy.
You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get rid of that nasty taste.
Yoursquo;ve had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet coke - yet you havenrsquo;t peed once.
you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler.
Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva, so your tongue is so dry itapos;s suffocating you.
You would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. Home time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, or 3. A time machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.�
Death seems pretty good right now.
You definitely donapos;t remember who you were with, where you were, what you drank, and why there is a stranger still sleeping in your bed at your house.
Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy.
You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get rid of that nasty taste.
Yoursquo;ve had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 2 Sausage Rolls and a litre of diet coke - yet you havenrsquo;t peed once.
you have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler.
Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva, so your tongue is so dry itapos;s suffocating you.
You would give a weeks pay for one the following: 1. Home time, 2. A duvet and somewhere to be alone, or 3. A time machine so you could go back and NOT have gone out the night before.�
Death seems pretty good right now.
You definitely donapos;t remember who you were with, where you were, what you drank, and why there is a stranger still sleeping in your bed at your house.
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